Sunday, July 09, 2006

YOB Garage Sale

Yes folks - it's that time of year again when the understairs cupboard door has finally burst open under the strain, and you've realised how much crap you've got to get rid off.

That's why YOB are having a Garage Sale!

Bring all your unwanted bric-a-brac along to our gig at the Garage, Highbury Corner this Thursday 13th July at 9pm, and we can all do swapsies! Hurrah!

If anyone's got a Remington Fuzz-away, please let us know in advance, as Justin's stage jacket is getting a little bobbley...



Thursday, May 18, 2006

Last night at Nambucca

Good to see ya'll last night down at Nambu-ca-ca-ca-ca.
We had a great time - although it was well past all our bedtimes by the time we got on stage. Sorry 'bout that for all you people with proper jobs...

Anyhow, now we've got another gig- this Sunday 21st May at The Bullet Bar, Kentish Town. We think we're on at about 9pm, but you never know eh!

Hope to see you down there,


Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Flyers? On paper? Why not put them on video...

Yes it's a multi media age and we know you Yobbites love new fangled ideas so here's our latest one, fresh from the latest YOB brainstorming session.

It's a video flyer. Here's the link. Pass it around. And then GET YOUR ARSE TO THE GIG!


See you at Nambucca on 17th May 2006. Bring all your friends. And their friends. It'll be like Myspace for real!

See ya later,


Friday, April 21, 2006

Woooooah there.....

.....somebody changed the date of the Nambucca gig in May but thay'll have to try harder than that to stop us playing.

Same time as before same place just different day....

Wednesday 17th May Nambucca, Holloway Road, London.

Ha, that'll learn 'em!!!

Jus. x

Friday, April 14, 2006

Oh baby, you were great!

Big thank you to all of you who came out last night to see us at the Dublin Castle and made it such a great night. There was a great vibe in the room from all you nutters and we thoroughly enjoyed it! Big up yourselves, as they say in the trade...

A special note of thanks to Sleaze and his crew for making it all the way down from Birmingham and being so enthusiastic - that's what we need! Likewise to the unstoppable Charlie Chog, whose Thursday Eve club night is held on 19th April 2006 at Madame JoJo's - live bands and everything!

Another big shout to Fuzz for doing such a great job on the sound - we hope they get to the bottom of that trip switch problem in the bar for you...

So 10:4 good buddies till we see you again - which if you can't remember is at Nambucca (Holloway Road) on Thursday May 18th 2006. Stick it in your diarrheas!



Monday, April 10, 2006

Bring on the court Jesters! Oh, is that us ?

Mind out for the boiling oil!!!

Ha Ha! We're only jesting!

We wouldn't use our medieval weapons on you guys, our beloved Yobbites!

No, we might be loading the catapults and sharpening our arrows, but only because we're getting ready to play this Thursday 13th April 2006 at the Dublin Castle in Ye Olde Camden Town...

But you know we'll always let the drawbridge down for you fellas - mind the moat!


Wednesday 13th April. Dubin Castle. On Parkway. In Camden. 9.30pm.

See you there!



Saturday, March 18, 2006

chill out.......

.....bloody chill out.....not much chance to do anything else in London at the moment is there??? So we'd like to thank all of you who managed to find a coat warm enough last Thursday to enable you to witness......

1) The unveiling of the YoB banner.

2) Fazza's "interaction" with the audience (or just that guy who looked like he really wished he'd stayed still for the end of the set).

3) Eve'll teetering on the brink of disaster, or the edge of a very small stage.

3) Ooh, we've just done that one.

4) Fazza repremanding Justin for not joining in with "Rock Freeze" and making him do it all on his own. Naughty boy!

5) 2 new songs!!!

6) 2 NEW SONGS!!!

7) 2 NEW SONGS!!!

So there it is at least seven reasons why you should make sure you have suitable clothing this year and seven reasons to get ready for the next gig at

The Dublin Castle, Camden on te 13th April.

Jus. x

Monday, March 13, 2006

Woody's woodland adventure for Bears (nr Westbourne Park)

Hello Bears,

If you go down to Woody's this Thursday - you're sure of a big

Because everyone's favourite band Youth of Britain are taking to
the stage for Fruit Fly's latest extravaganza!

Yep, it's the first time you West London types can experience the
Y.O.B live show on your doorstep, so get your Pradas in the Merc
and get your driver to drop you off at:

on stage at 10.00pm

playing with us also:
The Daze-Stations-DJ Goldierocks

We'll be playing some new tunes and everything - unless you came
to our lastgig, in which case you'll have heard them once before
so for you they'll be kind of shop soiled.
Hmmm... dirty.

So OK Ya and all that - we'll be the pikey looking gits at the bar
expecting you to buy us a drink.



Friday, February 24, 2006


The Rolling Stones are a great band , Granted playing to 2 million
people in Rio, yeah yeah yeah huh.
BUT-are they happy?
YOB- the other greatest band in history
are about to embark on there wirlwind appearances of grotty
clubs and toilet venues in britain.
in years to come people will ask-'where were you the night yob,
played to 200 people in london'?
We are back!
After taking time out to record new material we will be unleashing
the dragon with some new thongs.
We will be presenting"Troubled Boys" and
"Here comes The Youth Of Britain''
so why not join us with your scoring cards, brings flowers
to throw at us in appreciation, or rotten fruit in disatisfaction.
Think of yourselves as our roman emperors with such power,
to decide our fate-make us gladiators or feed us to the lions

thumbs up or thumbs down- you be the judge!

All judge masters please read details and attend:

Name: The Band'Stand' ("A Learning for Life" Fundraiser)
Promoter: The ArtMusicPolitic Co-op / Protest Recordings
date: 5th of march

Bands: The Bellagios, Youth of Britain, Shuffle, Daddy Long Legs,
King Blues, Greyhound Green, Tactician , Bronson Deal

Venue:The Spitz,
109 Commercial Street, Old Spitalfields Market,London E1.
Doors: 4pm - midnight
Fee: £6 (to charity)

It would be nice to see some familiar faces in the crowd

Friday, February 17, 2006

Youth of Britain Go Large...

...No you muppets we haven't put on a lot of weight and we haven't bought a load of crap burger meals either....we are however going large in the out and about can catch us doing a couple of gigs in the next few weeks the first of which is at The Spitz in London. So dust off your burberry (does anyone still wear it these days?)and get down there on Sunday 5th March and marvel at some new songs and several other great acts participating in Art Music Politic's night which aims to put the FUN back into fund raiser...well it will if we have anything to do with it eh?

Jus. x

Friday, January 20, 2006

A plan of action is hatched...

....but we're keeping our cards colse to our chests for the moment. Last night's rehearsal was mainly concentrated on one of Fazza's songs, "Trouble Boys". It was sounding pretty good by the time we left and there is talk of a release...... as they this space for more info.

Jus. x

Friday, January 13, 2006

First Rehearsal of the New Year.....

.....and didn't go well??? Ian has been given a lovely new hat by DJ Chubb, I think it's made of pure synthetic whale blubber and it wobbles when he drums too quickly and therefore keeps him in absolute metronomic time (as opposed to GMT).
Fazza brought in a couple of new songs for us to destroy in only the way we could.
Eve'll looks refreshed after the Xmas break, well....I think he may have had his coat dry-cleaned or something, although as he never takes it off one does wonder how much the bill was? I, spent a lot of time re-learning my rock freezes for the new shows later this year and Dan was out foraging in the industry jungle looking for nuts and berries to build our energy up to the highest level for this year. (I'm not sure if that last sentence was meant to be metophorical or not, he hasn't returned yet but I'll let you know if we have a surplus of blackberry and/or hazelnuts when he does).


Thursday, January 05, 2006

Now that's all over with.....'s back to work for us lot at Fazza Mansions. We've already got a couple of new tracks in the making which are shaping up quite nicely so watch this space for news of single releases within the next couple of months soon to be followed by some fantastic new shows.

Jus. x

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Happy New Year.... all of you out there from all of us in here!!!

Jus. x

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Anyone wanna buy a second 'and 'enry Moore?.....

......well, we had to get some Christmas money from somewhere to buy each other some presents didn't we?

Eve'll needs a new coat, I'm running out of mascara, Ian needs a new holding tank for his ever expanding mackrel collection, Dan needs cosmetic surgery on his button pushing finger as he's worn it down over the last year and Fazza has his eye on a lovely pre-owned shell suit in the window display of our local charity shop..... it wouldn't be fair to say "no" would it?

Go on, it would make a great water feature if you drilled a hole for the hose pipe!

Jus. x

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Thankyou....... everybody who was at Project 142 on Sunday night. You guys were fantastic, we had a great time performing to you all and look forward to doing another gig with Art Music Politic in the new year some time. Also a big thankyou to Eva who has to be one of the best Promoters we have ever worked with.

Justin .x

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

YoB's this year....last gig!!!

yeah, that's it
we had it!!
this is the last one for this year and it will be rather good so...
MAKE AN EFFORT will ya??

we headline at: "Taking it Down to the Shop Floor Vs Sundelic" ???
at: 142 Leabridge Rd,Clapton, E5.
this sunday dec 11th
Doors : 7pm - 1am

Entry £6

check the Website for infos and directions:

the line up is....

King Blues
Casa Electro Novo

Fazza xx

Friday, December 02, 2005

You Came...

...We conquered.....or something to that effect. Thanks to everyone who came to 93 Feet East on Wednesday. We had lots of fun and it looked like you were all having fun too. Maybe we'll see you next week???

Jus. x

Sunday, November 20, 2005

We're takin' over the East End....

....the Crays may be long gone but we stil have the Guv'nor on our side. To be slightly more specific, we are playing

93 Feet East, Brick Lane, London
Wednesday 30th November.

We'll be on stage at 10pm
just after.....

Folded Remediez,
The Daze come down and show us all the love and affection that befits a bunch of crazily dressed misfits like us. Go on, you love it!

Jus. x

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

YoB's back to School!!

Hey kids,
Believe it or not we’ve been asked to go back to school!!
And precisely, at ULU, University of London,
In Malet street WC1 (goodge street tube).
For a memorable gig!
this friday nov 4th
Doors 19.30, on stage at 21.15.
£5, or £3 for students with id!!

..Uff! We’ll get sick with all that smell of books in the air….


Monday, October 24, 2005

Thanks for voting.....

now come and 'ave a chat....go on......over on the right of your screen.....hit the "Chat HERE" button....we might even chat back if you're never know.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Wow we could be on the radio!!!!!

But first of all Yobletts you have to vote for us.....
The radio station is Virgin Xtreme(on DAB radio, on skydigital channel 938,on the net and you have to vote before this Friday 7pm.
Quite simply text "song B" to: 81215,
Then we will rule the world.....ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!

Jus. xxxx

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Last Thursday...

You lot are nutters!

We thought we were a bit wonky in the noggin but you lot ate the biscuit!

Big thanks to everyone who came down to our gig and went suitably mental last Thursday at the Dublin Castle. We had a great time with you lot and our mates 7 Seconds of Love, who played a storming set right after ours. If you've not checked them out, you can find out more about them at

Our next gig is on 4th November 2005 at ULU - details to come soon. You can also check us out at MySpace at and if you haven't done already, why not visit our forum at it's getting crowded in there!

Love and kisses,


Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Dublin Castle gig this Thursday 13th Oct

Do you know....we might even play the YoB new song for the first time live on Thursday so what more do you need,to persuade you to come down eh?
C'mon you know the telly's always rubbish on a Thursday night so slap on yer make-up (I will if you will) and get down to
the Dublin Castle,94 Parkway in Camden at 9:30pm.
also on stage:

£6/£4.50 concs…£3 to anyone who calls the BUGBEAR HOTLINE
020 7700 0880 and sez �John Peel’ followed by their name and the venue (Dublin Castle, Camden)

Justin. xxxx

Saturday, October 08, 2005

It's been a hard day in the office...

YOB in going into the studio shock!!

In order to get over the shock of actually recording some stuff in a proper studio and not the YOB grotto - we've decided to celebrate by doing a gig on the 13th October 2005 at Dublin Castle, Camden. We'll be onstage 9.30pm ish and you'll be able to bask in the radient glow of our new lilly white studio tans!

So slap on the factor 20 and get your arses down there!